Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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