In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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