By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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