They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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