Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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