Yo dont text me then not text me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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