awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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