How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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