he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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