go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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