giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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