$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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