it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
