i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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