Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I have fence marks all over my body
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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