We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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