i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im six kinds of drunk right now
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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