if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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