God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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