we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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