ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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