AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
