He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
that's an acceptable place to lick
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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