we're blogging at a bar
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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