I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
