thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
smell my finger.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i've created a new STD.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
