Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
