Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
True strength comes from lack of pants
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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