i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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