I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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