i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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