So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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