is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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