sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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