If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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