Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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