you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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