This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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