i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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