Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You took a bar mat shot.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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