the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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