Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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