Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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