well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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