My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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