Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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