I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Its about making memories worth repressing
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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