yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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