I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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