Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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