Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have aggressive nipples.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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