I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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